iLust for My iPhone – 12/28/07

For me, searching for a new cell phone is kind of like the dating process (from what I remember). So, here is a review of my new girlfriend – I mean iPhone.
When I heard about the iPhone release, I was skeptical. How hot could it be? Well, at first glance, rumors turned into reality. It was sexy and sleek. Okay, good looking on the outside, but what about the inside? Did it have the brains to match? I had my doubts. After all, my LG 8300 and Verizon had been good to me.
Then I started seeing the iPhone out on the town. The phone and its significant others seemed to be in great relationships. Everyone was happy. Yeah, whatever! I gave these emotionally charged relationships two or three months before they ended in costly breakups over dropped calls and communication issues. But, I was wrong. The romances were lasting, even growing. My skepticism turned into curiosity – then lust.
At a holiday party, Scott Jones of Jerry Bruno Productions introduced me to his iPhone. His spirited demonstration on how relationships with iPhones really do work was compelling. It was time to make a change. I had a long talk with my LG VX8100 that night and called Verizon the next day to talk about our prenupt ... errrr, contract terms.
The day after Christmas, I snuck to the Apple Store (the singles bar for iPhone-less people). The place was crazy. There was no time for chit-chat or debate. It was a buy-now or get-out-of-the-way situation. I left with my new iPhone.
My first evening with the iPhone went very well. I connected it to my PC and with a few clicks through iTunes we were officially dating. My number was ported from Verizon to AT&T (the iPhone’s parents), and I was making calls within 20 minutes. It took a little longer for text messages to start going through, but I completely understood. After all, it was our first night together.
Our relationship is new but strong. The iPhone does a lot more than my previous phone and does it well. Apple’s iPhone video tour sums it up. (Warning: clicking on the link might tempt you to cheat on your cell phone).
Data and web browsing performance are dependent on signal strength. I’ve been happy overall with coverage despite the fact that the iPhone uses 2G wireless technology. There are reports that Apple will be releasing an upgraded 3G-capable iPhone in mid-2008. This would strengthen an excellent, feature-filled phone.
Time will tell if my iLust will evolve into iLove. So far, it’s looking good. Gotta go, I’m getting a call from Verizon about the breakup.

Reader Comments (8)
Now that was a great love story. I laughed, I cried, but I'm still waiting for the next generation.
I gotta believe your iPhones younger sister will be hotter and easier (too use).
AJP
congrats. the best investment i've made. so glad i traded my wife for one.
You guys crack me up.
Rob, you were one of those happy people that influenced my decision. I see why you were all smiles when you were craddling your phone.
It's only a matter of time until Andy jumps on board.
TF
Hey I see your girlfriend went to the iSpa for a little makeover.
Yeah, now she knows where I'm at just about all of the time. The new maps feature is pretty darn cool.
TF
Late to chime in but I'm glad James did NOT trade me for an upgraded and newer model. Besides I can cook better than that thing can.
Genevieve, I here that Apple is working on a firmware update that enables the iPhone to cook gourmet meals. I better watch out. Kyra might trade me in!
Hey Tom! Great love story. If you and the iphone break up, please don't blame me for hooking you up! - cya around soon. Have a great 2008!